What's the matter with me? Nobody loves me I just happen to be Unlucky in love It seems that every time I make the date I know from the start Someone's gonna break the date And break my heart What's the matter with me? How muddy and moody Must my love affairs be? Like Punch and Judy I always walk with myself And talk with myself And my heart and I agree I'm not hard to take, so heaven's sake What's the matter with me?