The Dipsy Doodle thing to beware The Dispy Doodle will get in your hair And If it gets you, it couldn't be worse The things you say will come out in reverse Like "you love I and me love you" That's the way the Dipsy Doodle works! The Dipsy Doodle is easy to find It's almost always in the back of your mind You'll never know it until it's too late And then you are in such a terrible state Like "the moon jumped over the cow" hey diddle Tha's the way the Dipsy Doodle works! When you think that you're crazy You are the victim of the Dipsy Doodle But it's not your mind that's hazy It's your tounge that is fault - not your noodle! You think you are crazy the things that you say Like "Rhythm got I and hot am I" That's the way the Dipsy Doodle works!