Sam: I saw this stranger leave my pad,
And this made me awful sad.
Louis: I don't blame ya!
Sam: But in the meantime,
I was getting real mad.
Louis: You had a right to be.
Sam: And I said "Baby, what explanation do you have?"
Louis: And, uh, what she say?
Sam: She said "Hmm, next time?"
I said, "There'll be no next time!"
That was the last time for me.
Louis: You told her right and I'm proud of... you.
Sam: Then I grabbed my hat,
And I headed for the door.
Louis: Yeah and don't, don't, don't, come back either
Sam: I knew I wouldn't be back
There no more.
Louis: You're doing the right thing Sam!
Sam: Up walked the landlord
A real cool gent.
Louis: And what did heee say?
Sam: He said, "Hey Sam, how about the rent?"
Louis: And what you told him?
Sam: I said "Hmm, next time?"
He said,"There'll be no next time,
Your coming up... right now!"
Louis: Don't give him nothing Sam, pay no attention to him.
Sam: Man, I jumped through that window
And my feet hit the ground.
Louis: You were traveling faster
Sam: I figured I'd better
Get out of town
Louis: Wow, how, how was you going
Sam: When I arrived at the airport,
Louis: Uh ohhhhhh
Sam: Heh heh, There was that man - failure to support.
Louis: What did youuuu say?
Sam: I said, "Hmm, next time?"
He said, "There'll be no next time,
You're going to see the judge right now!"
Louis: You shouldn't have gone to the airport.
Sam: But he took me to see,
That little friend of mine!
Louis: Oh that little motha'
Sam: hahaha DISTRICT JUDGE
Louis: I remember him
Sam: ROOM 229!
Louis: Yeah! He was crazy!
Sam: He said "Sam,
Louis: (What'd he say?)
Sam: Your payments are wayyy behind!"
Louis: What you tell him?
Sam: I said, "Don't worry judge,
It won't happen next time!"
Louis: And what'd he say?
Sam: He said "Hmm, Next time?
There'll... be no next time!
You're going to jail right now."
Louis: You shouldn't have gone to the airport. I'm surprised at ya, I'm surprised at ya.
Sam: He put me in
A padded cell.
Louis: Did they feed ya?
Sam: On bread and water,
And man that was... well!
Louis: How long did they keep ya?
Sam: 30 days later, hehehe.
On my way out,
Louis: What ya laughing about sam?
Sam: Here comes my chick,
With a big fat mouth!
A policeman had her
Was putting her in jail!
Louis: And what she wanted from you?
Sam: SHE WANTED ME,
TO GO HOT BAIL!
Louis: WHAT YOU TOLD HER?
Sam: I said, "HAAA Next time!
There'll be no next time!"
That was the last time for me.