At least she got you a good job What am I but a built in babysitter? My work is done My work is done Our work is done She doesn't need us She'll have cake We'll have crumbs Be careful of the stage door Here she comes Here she comes Hello, Fanny, hello Hello, Fanny, it's me, mama What do you mean, "mama who?" It's good to see her from afar I lost a daughter but I gained a star And who taught her everything she knows? I taught her everything she knows She sings like a bird Yes, indeed But who used to stand there And feed her the seed? Who taught her how to pick her clothes? Eddie, that I did Who taught her how to tap her toes? Will she admit it? Kid, you said it They all forget they know ya When it comes to credit Tell me, have you ever seen her take this pose? I taught her everything How to hoof and how to sing I taught her everything she knows Who taught her everything she knows? Let me hear it, Rosie I taught her everything she knows You're preachin' to the choir The mischievous smile The devil may care You don't pull such mannerisms out of thin air The men who are older might prefer The original manufacturer It hurts me to say it But why not be fair? When you see her on the stage You're seeing me there She still has trouble executing one of those, yeah If they could have paid the price They'd have hired Rosie Brice Who stands after every show Selling matches in the snow But in the world of grease paint That's the way it goes We taught her everything How to hoof and how to sing We taught her how to whack A joke from here to Hackensack We taught her everything We taught her everything We taught her everything she knows