Shitting by myself Because I don't love myself Shitting in a can Just because I can Shitting by myself And I want it so bad And I'm shitting in a thermos I'm feeling worthless Shitting all alone In my two-story home I've got a bathroom on both floors So I can shit indoors Wipe your ass *Voicemail from Justice Cow* Girls do poop Just like boys poop, Girls poop And they do poop often Girls do poop Just like boys poop, Girls poop And they do poop often The poo poo! Just cause they're pretty don't mean they don't poop They poop just like you Assuming you're not a girl