If I'm going out
Then I'm packing lunch
If I'm staying in
Learn to give a fuck
I might buy a snake
Raise it like my son
Teach it how to drive
I hope that I see my baby snake in its prime
I hope the shit I did was worth it
I hope they write my name in cursive
I hope they talk about me in a Ted Talk about killing it
Or that they see my in court
Call my snake up to the stand
Ask him if I was a good dad
He can't take an oath
He ain't got no hands
My blood ancestors
Snakestrong together
Split tongues aren't evil
My dad believes me
I'm silly
I'm sly
Sting slightly
Cause I eat prey love in my spare time
I say love first
If I'm going out
Then I'm packing lunch
If I'm staying in
Learn to give a fuck
I might buy a snake
Raise it like my son
Teach it how to drive
I hope that I see my baby snake in its prime
I hope the shit I did was worth it
I hope they write my name in cursive
I hope they talk about me in a Ted Talk about killing it
Or that they see my in court
Call my snake up to the stand
Ask him if I was a good dad
He can't take an oath
He ain't got no hands
No hands
No sweat glands
No eyelids
But I am a loved snake
And my dad's great
Lethargic moving ghrough water balloons I'm consuming
Squeeze me so tight that I don't have to prove it
Feel good so I can take my conscious and abuse it
In the right way
It's alright to say:"Hit me with a truck, I want to die today"
I'm responsible so I keep my mouth shut
Fill it with mineral water set to self-destruct
Stereo signal distraught
Ain't no more cars on the lot
Can't find my keys in the dark
Can't remember why I ever decided to play the part
I'm a tarantula with a pastry shop
I don't pay taxes fuck it man call the cops
I'm a snake, I can make it on no sleep
Psyche I'm a loser
I'm just feeling fucking lonely
Thinking bout the time that somebody called me a marshmallow
Sitting on the school bus
Thinking about how when the credits roll, I'll only be 25 I'll still have a ways to go
This thing looking like it'll only ever be known by my friends
If I try really hard, maybe it'll be known by a few
Enough for them to say
They only like the early Ozu
I don't give a fuck if it's coming from you
Can't really tell you what i want you to do
And I swear and I swear and I swear
And I swear and I swear and I swear
My blood ancestors
Snakestrong together
Split tongues aren't evil
My dad believes me
I'm silly
I'm sly
Sting slightly
Cause I eat prey love in my spare time
I say love first