Ladies and Gentlemen Please welcome to your block party Coming in at five-foot-four In the stained khaki pants and button up shirt He's sold you your car insurance He's your favorite house on Halloween He is not welcome at my house without asking Here to bust a move at the block party Your neighbor Greg! I'm Greg (Greg!) I'm Greg! Greg! (Greg!) I'm Greg (Greg!) Mmh! That's my name! I'm Greg (Greg!) Gregging it up Look at me! (Greg!) Greg If you ask me my name I will respond with Greg 'Cause uh- I- that's me (Greg!) I'm Greg (Yeah man) (Love you Greg!) My name's Greg! (Greg!) If you look at my birth certificate That's what it's going to say (Greg!) Greggory (It's Greg!) But if we're friends, you can call me Greg (Greg!) Or if you don't know me (Oh, Greg!) I'm Greg! (Greg!)