Save the wildflowers
Keep 'em growin' on the vine
I can read between the daisies and the dandelions
Don't tell me that you miss me
It's a waste of your breath
So save it, I'll make you a good deal instead
You can call me the day that hell freezes over
And Willie's no longer a hall of fame stoner
When drinking it straight don't make you hungover
And cheating's the right way to bring two hearts closer
The night a whiskey bottle catches white lightning
And there's a half-truth in your mouth full of lying
Yeah, I believe in miracles like water into wine
So, I'll take you back when these tears turn into diamonds
If I had a quarter, hell, I'd take a dime
For every single red flag and every caution sign
I'd buy myself an island
Be swimming in champagne
But if there's something that you'd like to say
You can call me the day that hell freezes over
And Willie's no longer a hall of fame stoner
When drinking it straight don't make you hungover
And cheating's the right way to bring two hearts closer
The night a whiskey bottle catches white lightning
And there's a half-truth in your mouth full of lying
Yeah, I believe in miracles like water into wine
So, I'll take you back when these tears turn into diamonds
Turn into diamonds
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And I'll pick up the day I finally forget you
You can call me the day that hell freezes over
And Willie's no longer a hall of fame stoner
When drinking it straight don't make you hungover
And cheating's the right way to bring two hearts closer
The night a whiskey bottle catches white lightning
And there's a half-truth in your mouth full of lying
Yeah, I believe in miracles like water into wine
So, I'll take you back when these tears turn into diamonds