Walked 20 minutes to the bar in 30 degrees
Just to get a, "Hell no", to my fake ID
He said, "Do you really think that I'd ever believe
A little thing like you was born in '73"
Man, give me a break, ya know my hearts been broke
He said, "I'll let you walk in if there's no Jack in your Coke"
I said, "Fair enough, I'll tell 'em you didn't know"
But then he pulled a Sharpie out of his coat
Now I got X's on my hands
While my ex is on my mind
I'll do anything I can
Just to get a drink or five
Gimme just one night, just one
Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
Might be a tad melodramatic
But these exes
Are ruining my life tonight
Whoa, whoa-oh
They're ruining my life tonight
Whoa, whoa-oh
Now it's 12:45, I ain't feeling the vibe
There were ten whole minutes where I talked to a guy
He was looking for a light, not to mention a wife
Yeah, I was never his type
'Cause I got X's on my hands
While my ex is on my mind
I'll do anything I can
Just to get a drink or five
Gimme just one night, just one
Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
Might be a tad melodramatic
But these exes
Are ruining my life tonight
Whoa, whoa-oh
Does anyone know
Whoa, whoa-oh
How to wash off permanent marker
Whoa, whoa-oh
Does anyone know
Whoa, whoa-oh
'Cause I got X's on my hands (on my hands)
While my ex is on my mind (on my mind)
I'll do anything I can (anything I can)
Just to get a drink or five
Gimme just one night, just one
Kissing the wrong guy sounds fun
Might be a tad melodramatic
But these exes
Are ruining my life tonight
Whoa, whoa-oh
Are ruining my life tonight
Whoa, whoa-oh
How to wash off permanent marker
Whoa, whoa-oh
Might be a tad melodramatic
But these exes
Are ruining my life tonight