Drinkin' fireball by the fireplace
Don't need mistletoe to make out with your face
Out front, we got Jack Frost sippin' White Claw
Did the eggnog knock out grandma? What?
There's an evergreen naked in the corner
There'll be tons of presents, come Christmas mornin'
We're too drunk to hang the stockings with care
Santa, leave the lumps of coal like anywhere
The holidays get trippy when you're 21
Your parents start lyin', sayin' Santa won't come
If you get too drunk, shit, well I'm too drunk
But I ain't the only one
Gettin' a hangover for Christmas
It's the gift that keeps on givin'
I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner
I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver
I know Jesus loves sinners
He made wine outta water
It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty
It's a family tradition, yeah, I'm
Gettin' a hangover for Christmas
I'm wearin' sunglasses when I'm inside
My mother's brother is killin' my vibe
Can't open gifts 'til dad's outta bed
I wanna relive Christmas Eve again
Flashback to reindeer's hooves on the roof
Snow cones made with 90 proof
Peppermint schnapps and Smirnoff
Go back to singin' off-key to Rudolph
And gettin' a hangover for Christmas
It's the gift that keeps on givin'
I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner
I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver
I know Jesus loves sinners
He made wine outta water
It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty
It's a family tradition, bitches
Gettin' a hangover for Christmas
Sleigh bells don't sound the same
When they're rockin' around the migraine
If you're wonderin' what I want next year
Let it be Everclear
I'm gettin' a hangover for Christmas
It's the gift that keeps on givin'
I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner
I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver
I know Jesus loves sinners
He made wine outta water
It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty
Santa, I'm sorry, but, I'm
Gettin' a hangover for Christmas
But I'd still like to be considered for the nice list