4 years and 22 shades of blonde is all that separated us Why couldn't we have carried on, We could have got married, You could have carried some of my sons You let me change the radio station in your car, Do you remember that time I raised my voice Because you said you'd never ever heard of The La's You continued to get intimidated Then your fingertips wrapped around those knuckles of mine The fear walked home and your smile returned, all of sudden everything was fine But those days have passed and these types of relationship never last So please don't pretend that we'll stay friends Cause you know as well as I do That, that just will never happen Well no, no that just never happens How come I always see you out with those boys that we used to argue about? You walk over all flustered and stuff, tellin everyone inside that you have had enough You spend 85 percent of your night trying to make me understand Why you were standing so close, why you were kissing him, and why you left that place holding his hand Oh Darling can't You See that it's got fuck All to do with me Please don't pretend that we'll stay friends Cause you know as well as I do that, that Well that just can never happen