My friends all think I'm a jerk 'Cause I never bother to work I want you to know how that feel I'm too lazy to work, and too nervous to steal All the boys along, along the stroll Buy me all the juice, all the juice I can hold And though I seldom get a square meal I'm too lazy to work, and too nervous to steal See all the boys in their tails and tux Lookin' like a million bucks, bwah bwah bwah voo Though my bankroll is badly bent I make every social event Don't need a Cadillac car I'll never travel, never travel that far All the gals call me a heel 'Cause I'm too lazy to work and too nervous to steal See all the boys in their tails and tux Lookin' like a million bucks, bwah bwah bwah voo Though my bankroll is badly bent I make every social event Don't need a Cadillac car I'll never travel, never travel that far All the gals call me a heel 'Cause I'm too lazy to work and too nervous to steal Too lazy to work and too nervous to steal