Standing with his arms crossed (Here comes Henry) Passing out that party dust (Here comes Henry) Here comes Henry he don't talk too much Always standing in the back He's handing out some candy from his special little sack Here Comes Henry Here he comes There he goes He sure ain't selling lemonade (Here comes Henry) And I hear he goes by just one name (Here comes Henry) He's coming to your party But he's coming to yours too Gonna talk you into something That you swore you'd never do Here comes Henry Here he comes There he goes Here Comes Henry on the front porch With his water and saltines He said the head rush from the dance floor Is all the spice he needs Here comes Henry Here he comes There he goes I know you wanna be his pal (Here comes Henry) But you owe him money don't you, Sal (Here comes Henry) It's the living that he looked for It's the living that he chose He's the one who begs the questions as to what goes up your nose Here comes Henry Here he comes There he goes Here he comes There he goes Here he comes There he goes