Big news from a scientist, it ain't no lie Everybody in the world will have a next eye News from a scientist, it ain't no lie Everybody in the world will have a next eye I am sure plenty people will be mislead By putting it in the back of their head If ah tell you what meh mother and meh father did They put they own on the centre of their forehead Partner, put mine on meh middle finger And the Sparrow will be happy as ever Because meh hand fast Ah want to see where my finger does pass A certain footballer as we all know Say he want to put his own on he toe He wouldn't mind what people will say at all He only want to see how to kick the ball I think it's a very foolish thing to do Because it will get squeeze up in your shoe Furthermore ah think it's thoroughly wrong It bound to smell stink in your watchekong Believe me, put mine on meh middle finger And the Sparrow will be happy as ever Because meh hand fast Ah want to see where my finger does pass Sometimes you might be killing a duck In a hurry before the owner come from work This time is to see how you doing it quick No time to see if the duckling sick You cut 'way the throat, you play with the feather When you finish, you throw your hot water Put the meat to you mouth, then you start to bawl The duck sick, so you end up in the hospital Oh Lawd, but if you eye was on you middle finger I am sure you would examine it closer And by that time you would have proof To know that the duck suffering from spoof Oh oh oh...