Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
(Where's that donkey?)
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up Tequila and glitter
It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the sh*t
Got vomit up in my hair
But I'm way too sick to care
Now I'm falling down the stairs
I-I-I pull myself off the floor
Then I almost out the door
But my family's waiting for me
Oh crap! Not again, it's an intervention
It's cool, I'm fine
I can stop it anytime
That's a lie, you won't try
Now you made you mother cry, look!
Oh ooh oh ooh
Oh ooh oh ooh
I'm outta here, this is queer
I just drink a couple beers
Don't leave, we love you
Even hired Doctor Drew
This pattern needs to end
I think I have to puke again
Oh ooh oh ooh ooh
So I decide to stay
But my head's still realing
Then they all go down the line
Talking 'bout their feelings
"It makes me sad
When I see you brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike
And never gave it back"
"Stop showing up your butt
You're making young girls act like sluts
And you're starting to get a beer gut, beer gut"
This behavior is a dead end
And P. Diddy is not your friend
You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan Lo-lo-lo-lohan
This is wack, I feel trapped
We want the old Ke$ha back
Screw you, Doctor Drew
And your stupid camera crew
Hey you! Don't have to shout
We're just trying to help you out
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
Okay, it's time you know
This is just a video
I don't drink or pee in sinks
It's what I want my fans to think
It's all an act and in fact
It's even in my contract
Oh oh oh oh
(We didn't know)
Oh oh oh
Hahahaha, oh God, Oh...