One day at the scene of a fire
I found the perfect fireman's axe
That day I became Axe Cop
Now I needed a partner
I had try-outs and hired a partner
His name was Flute Cop
We had a dinosaur gang to kill
We fought them with our axe and our flute
I will chop
Will chop
Will chop your heads off
I'm Axe Cop
I wish
For every weapon
Psydrozon
Can't stop
Can't stop my onslaught
I'll fight every bad guy
I will save the world
I wear catsuits at night
I'll never fall in love
I may one day get married
If Sockarang's a girl
But till that day I'm working
All bad guys will be destroyed
Axe Cop
We cut off the mother and father
Dinosaur heads and we devised a plan
Flute Cop got dinosaur blood on him
And he felt strange
Let's put these heads on a stick
And then hide some bombs in them
The dinosaur blood caused Flute Cop
To transform into Dinosaur Soldier
[Prechorus]
I will throw a baby
To save the town from scum
They explode robot heads
'Cause babies are dumb
If you try out for our team
You've got to show me all your moves
I'll know by your front kick technique
If you are good or evil
It was time for a huge fight!
Sockarang
Uni-Man
Vampire Wolfer
Fire Slicer
Ralph Wrinkles
Wexter and I
Will attack you
And chop off your head when we locate your hideout
We know every fighting move and we are smart
With lasers and robot suits and Mr. Stocker
Kill bad guys at night and we only are starting to fight
Our gun bill was really high
And we needed another job
So we got a new job at a fruit stand
And we were getting tons of money
We got to eat free fruit so we became
Avocado Soldier and Axe Cop with Lemon
Telescope Gun Cop came by
With Uni-Baby to buy some apples
[Prechorus]
Dinosaur Soldier: I'm gonna claw you with my claw
Sockarang: I'm gonna whip your head off with my sock arm
Wexter: Rarrrrrr!
Me: I'm gonna throw a grenade bomb
And you're... gonna... die!