I feel lost in the bath
Since you left me out in the rain
There's a crack in the path
Where the man came to mend the drain
Every little stain you left on the cooker
Brings you back to me
All the cans of hairspray left in the bedroom
Say "Don't burn or puncture me"
There's a goat in the hall
That you wore when we went to Brighton
I gave the plumber a call
'Cause I had a few nuts to tighten
Every little eyelash found in the teapot
Means I still love you
All the tins of fly spray left in the toilet
Say "We could explode for you"
Every little child adrift in a snowstorm
Brings you back to me
All the tins of bacon left in the pantry
Say "Don't burn or puncture..."
Cooker
Eyelash
Brighton
Memories linger on and on and
Hairspray
Teapot
Bacon
Memories linger on and on and
Snowstorm
Fly spray
Plumber
Memories linger on and on and
All these golden moments
Only go to prove that I love you
I feel lost in the bath
Since you left me out in the rain
There's a crack in the path
Where the man came to mend the drain
Every little eyelash found in the teapot
Means I still love you
All the tins of fly spray left in the toilet
Say "We could explode for you"
Every little stain you left on the cooker
Brings you back to me
All the cans of hairspray left in the bedroom
Say "Don't burn or puncture me"