Bananas grow in Mexico
Tea comes from Ceylon
Cotton grows in Burma
But they've all gone wrong
You don't find spiders up my tree
You don't find spiders up my tree
You don't find spiders up my tree
It's a long way clear of the ground
Spiders eat bananas
Spiders eat the tea
Spiders eat the cotton
But they don't eat me
You don't find spiders up my tree
You don't find spiders up my tree
You don't find spiders up my tree
It's a long way clear of the ground
Motorbikes go brum brum brum
Bikes go ting ting ting
Spiders don't do anything
But crawl around and sting
Ow
You don't find spiders up my tree
You don't find spiders up my tree
You don't find spiders up my tree
It's a long way clear of the ground
Germans come from Germany
Bikes come from Japan
All the girls love Rodney Bewes
Funny little man
You don't find spiders up my tree
You don't find spiders up my tree
You don't find spiders up my tree
It's a long way clear of the ground
It's a long way clear of the ground
It's a long way clear of the ground