You may think that I'm a vicar
(Look there's a vicar)
But it's just imagination
(Whoops no he's not)
Because I live in Rome
With divine ordination
I am the Pope
(He's the Pope)
I am the Pope
(He's the magic Pope)
I am the Pope
(He's the Pope on wheels)
And I'm here to stay
Everybody now - one two three four
Pax benedictus rectum
Pax benedictus rectum
Pax benedictus rectum
That's what all the people say
You may think that I'm a vicar
(There's another vicar)
But it's just imagination
(Whoops wrong again)
Because I live in Rome
With divine ordination
I am the Pope
(He's the Pope)
I am the Pope
(He's the magic Pope)
I am the Pope
(He's the Pope on a stick)
And I'm here to stay
Everybody now - one two three four
Pax benedictus rectum
Pax benedictus rectum
Pax benedictus rectum
That's what all the people say
You may call me Supreme Pontiff
(Hello Supreme Pontiff)
And my services are full
(Oh so full)
If you hear about me dying
('Ere - heard the Pope's dying?)
It's a load of papal bull
(Ho ho ho)
I am the Pope
(He's the Pope)
I am the Pope
(He's the very funny Pope)
I am the Pope
(He's the Pope on a rope)
And I'm here to stay
Everybody now - one two three four
Pax benedictus rectum
Pax benedictus rectum
Pax benedictus rectum
That's what all the people say