Born on a lilo in a draughty barn Under the silo on an arable farm You know, we cooked on the primus as we ran from the rain And our dad used to time us as we shovelled the grain And we were Born in a barn Born in a barn Born in a barn Born in a barn Hanging's too good for those baskets of yours We were chopping the wood and delegating the chores A Suffolk Punch has a bit more tickle But a ploughman's lunch has a lot more pickle Born in a barn Born in a barn Born in a barn Born in a barn The horses got hay when I worked for my dad My father used to say I was a stable lad I always drove slowly when approaching a gate But how did he know about my mental state? Born in a barn Born in a barn Born in a barn Born in a barn There's fish in the stream that I'm waiting to catch Tell me, have you ever been to a ploughing match? The plough advances in the sticky loam At the barn dances I was always at home Born in a barn Born in a barn Born in a barn Born in a barn "Up now Daisy" and "Mornin' Jack" Drove me crazy and they gave me the sack They gave me a shovel and I dug my grave And I burned my stubble when they told me to shave Baa baa Moo moo Oink oink Quack quack Baa baa Moo moo Oink oink Quack quack Baa baa Moo moo Oink oink Quack quack Baa baa Moo moo Oink oink Quack quack A rabbit's burrow and a twelve bore gun A lonely furrow and a job well done A dog like Lassie and a country lane An ancient Massey and a ton of grain Makes you wish you were Mornin' Mrs Beale Back! Back!