D-D-Desmond, he look funny
Got more head than he got body (got body)
Is it swollen?
Help him now
Some ice might bring the swelling down (get some ice)
Head so big it don't even match your body
You don't got a 4-head you got a 5-head
D-D-Desmond has a big head
He got a big 'ol head, he got a big 'ol head, yeah
Desmond has a big head
I'm lookin' at his head right now, it's huge
Desmond has a big head (he got a big head)
Desmond has a big head
He got a big ol' head, he got a big ol' head, yeah
When you put it over your head
You stretch all your best shirts (your best shirts)
Holdin' up that big ol' head, I'm sure it makes your neck hurt
Got some strong shoulders 'cause your head's a large boulder
And to cut your hair the barber gotta use a lawnmower
D-D-Desmond has a big head
He got a big 'ol head, he got a big 'ol head, yeah
Desmond has a big head
I'm lookin' at his head right now, it's huge
Desmond has a big head (oh, oh, yeah)
Desmond has a big head
He got a big 'ol head, he got a big 'ol head, yeah
Head so big it don't even match your body (don't even match your body)
You don't got a 4-head you got a 5-head
Head so big it don't even match your body (don't even match your body)
You don't got a 4-head you got a 5-head
D-D-Desmond has a big head
He got a big 'ol head he got a big 'ol head (yeah)
Desmond has a big head
I'm lookin' at his head right now, it's huge
Desmond has a big head (he got a big head)
Desmond has a big head
He got a big 'ol head he got a big 'ol head, yeah
Desmond has a big head
He got a big 'ol head he got a big 'ol head (big 'ol head)
Desmond has a big head
I'm lookin' at his head right now, it's huge
Desmond has a big head (he got a big head)
Desmond has a big head
He got a big 'ol head he got a big 'ol head, yeah