Man, we've been doing this parenting thing for like a whole year
I should write a book or something hahaha eesh
Jk it'd be like a paragraph
My son turned one being a parent's been fun
Video needed a song so I wrote this one
This is a recap of his year on earth
That started off with his natural birth-enough of that
My son turned one being a parent's been great
I'm learning something new each and every single
He rarely smiles but that's okay
He scares all the weird strangers in public away
My son turned one and I'm so glad he's my son
If we had a daughter think I'd have to buy a gun
But, now he'll have to learn karate
So he can protect and bring honor to us all daily KIAI
Son turned one and time has flown by like a breeze
Can't wait till he learns to cover his mouth when he has to sneeze
Parenting is like Scientology
They tell you things as you go and it costs a lot of money
My son turned one and I don't know what say
I co-created a human that's cooler than me
It's been full-time job, wife works every shift
I get rested so I can make breakfast
My son turned one, it's crazy to say out loud
He'll do the littlest thing and I'll still be proud
It's been trip every day and I'm loving the view
I'd stay home all the time but we need revenue
My son turned one, I've said that too many times
I make dad jokes now, lock me up if it's a crime
My wife's the MVP I cheer her on from the bench
I don't change a lot of diapers but I got tons of assists
My son turned one being a dad's been a joy
Never thought I'd love a bald, brown, chubby, little boy
This is the only gift he got from me
A funny song, couple rhymes, and a catchy melody
My son turned one he's a real one
Whole year's been fun. He's a real one
Plans spun, it's a real one
What else rhymes with one? It's real fun
It's uno in Spanish
That's the only word I know in Spanish
Do you wanna say anything
Aah heuah
Well said