This is a public announcement:
We have a man in the middle of the dancefloor
Wearing indoor sunglasses
Bobbing and vibing all over the show
And dancing like a complete twat
Plus, judging by the gurn-factor
He's definitely on haaaard drugs innit
What a twat
Yeah You The Man
Yeah You The Man
You got the money, and You The Man
With the plan
Walking round like superman
Choose life, party boy
Go talk to Frank, I think your brain's destroyed
You live life in a chemical daze
But do you really wanna turn out like Dave
Another day, oh joy another hole
Yeah make good use of your money from the dole then
Get home in the afternoon
Where they've forecast a low in your bedroom
This is the second public announcement
For the twat in the middle of the dancefloor
And he's got bleached blonde hair
Done in little frosty spikes
And he's got a t-shirt that says Fuckin' 'ave it
He's the mutha F@* business!
Yeah You The Man
Yeah You The Man
You got the money, and You The Man
With the plan
Walking round like superman
Choose life, party boy
Go talk to Frank, I think your brain's destroyed
You live life in a chemical daze
But do you really wanna turn out like Dave
Another day, oh joy another hole
Yeah make good use of your money from the dole then
Get home in the afternoon
Where they've forecast a low in your bedroom
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
You The Man
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
What a twat
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
Party boy
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
Give it up
Choose life party boy
I think your brain's destroyed
Waste of money
Waste of money
The money
Choose life party boy
I think your brain's destroyed
Waste of money
Waste of money
The money
Choose life party boy, boy, boy
Uh
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
You The Man
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
What a twat
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
Party boy
Ooh ooh ooh ooh oooh
Give it up
Choose life party boy
I think your brain's destroyed
Waste of money
Waste of money
The money
Choose life party boy
I think your brain's destroyed
Waste of money
Waste of money
The money