If the Good Lord wanted fast food, I know just what He'd eat Not Taco Bell to Pizza Hut Or even Micky-D's 'Cause clowns have always scared Him Just trust me, I can tell But there's something 'bout that upright cow Who needs to learn to spell ♪ Chick-fil-A, I have to say That you're the one for me! Your food is always hot and fresh And your bathroom's always clean And if you thank me for this song, You know I'd love the gesture But I won't make a big deal out of it, I'll simply say: "My Pleasure!" ♪ A number one, no pickle; That's always what I want My wife says I should live a little But I say, "What's the point?" 'Cause when you've tasted true love There's no room for compromise I say, "It's like my love for you, Sweetheart" But she just rolls her eyes ♪ I still have my birthdays at your place With a big, fat smile across my face When I'm sliding slides And acting squirrely People stare because I'm almost thirty So, Chick-fil-A I have to say That you're the one for me If you were open Sunday I'd just stay with you all week Coupons would be nice, But you know I'll take whatever 'Cause it is not the gifts, but love That's holding us together So if you thank me for this song You know I'd love the gesture But I won't make a big deal out of it I'd simply say: "It's My Pleasure!"