Dear Miss Lonely Hearts I had to write this letter To tell you how I came to meet her She was sweet, but I dated her sister That's how I made my mistake And I can't forget her I felt depressed 'til a friend of mine suggested That I write to this address So unless you can find a cure for my loneliness It will persist, it will persist (Lonely boy) looking for another (Lonely girl) to love one another (Lonely hearts) turn to each other (Lonely souls) lonely souls Dear lonely boy I doubt if my reply will bring much joy It seems from your letters that you lied Or strongly implied that you were satisfied To take her sister by your side I became distressed at your total lack of tactfulness So at best, all I can suggest is that you resist And you put an end To such thoughts of silliness (Lonely boy) looking for another (Lonely girl) to love one another (Lonely hearts) turn to each other Lonely souls Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, I've got problems You're the only one I know that can solve them I love a girl, but I'm dating her sister And if I persist in my pursuit, I will kiss her Dear lonely girl I doubt if this reply will bring much joy But you must not trust this boy You must not lust this boy Resist and do not kiss this boy (Lonely boy) looking for another (Lonely girl) to love one another (Lonely hearts) turn to each other (Lonely souls) like lonely souls (Lonely boy) I'm writing (Lonely girl) looking for a lonely girl (Lonely hearts) I'm lonely Lonely souls I've got problems (lonely boy) Can you solve them? (Lonely girl) I'm writing to dear miss lonely hearts (lonely hearts) For I'm a lonely soul, yours sincerely Lonely boy (Lonely girl) must be attractive (Lonely hearts) please, send a photo Lonely souls One lonely boy is looking for another Lonely girl to love one another (Lonely hearts) lonely hearts (Lonely soul) answer me, answer my plea, answer me Lonely boy looking for a female Or lonely girl (Lonely hearts) please, send details (Lonely soul) I need a female