She asked me: do you like jazz? And I said no No jazz, big band or dixieland, Can beat the king of rock 'n' roll I told her all about Elvis She begged me to go on I thought my hair was okay, But something else went wrong My voice was going When I tried to sing a catchy Elvis-song She said: hey isn't that Jersey, Jack Jersey? And put his record on I said no, Don't put that record on the stereo I said no, You must have got me wrong She said: gee, I'm sorry, Would you please go on I decided to rock her socks off, With a Jerry Lee Lewis song She said: hey, isn't that Ernie, Long Tall Ernie And put his record on I said no, Don't put that record on the stereo I said no, You must have got me wrong I said no, Don't put that record on the stereo I said no, You must have got me wrong I said no, Don't put that record on the stereo I said no, You must have got me wrong