Sex is a wonderful habit Sex ist a sport for a beggar or a king Sex is a wonderful habit Sex is a wonderful thing Sex is a wonderful habit In summer, in winter, in autumn, in spring Sex is a wonderful habit And a most economical thing It costs you very little It's most inexpensive a treat And you can play the middle And still make both ends meet Yes, sex is a wonderful habit Sex is a mazing, fantastical stuff You may not be a wolf or a rabbit But you'll find that you can't get enough Yes, sex is so awfully restfull When you're tired, there's nothing it lacks And if it should turn out successful The government lowers your tax Sex is so very convenient You can enjoy it in country or town It makes you feel very lenient It's the one thing you'll take lying down It's so good at the right time More pleasant than movies or beer It may make demands on your nighttime But without it, we wouldn't be here Yes, sex helps to build up the nation Sex doesn't care about hours or pay It teaches co-operation In a friendly, good-neighborly way Yes, friendly, good-neighborly Hya, babe-ly, mink or sable-ly House or stable-ly Couch or table-ly - In a friendly, good-neighborly way