According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless I can't do anything right According to you I'm difficult, hard to please Forever changing my mind I'm a mess in a dress Can't show up on time Even if it would save my life According to you, according to you But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible He can't get me out of his head According to him I'm funny, irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it So baby, tell me what I got to lose He's into me for everything I'm not According to you According to you I'm boring, I'm moody And you can't take me any place According to you I suck at telling jokes 'cause I always give it away I'm the girl with the worst attention span You're the boy who puts up with that According to you, according to you But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible He can't get me out of his head According to him I'm funny, irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it So baby, tell me what I got to lose He's into me for everything I'm not According to you I need to feel appreciated Loved, not hated, oh, no! Why can't you see me through his eyes? It's too bad you're making me decide ♪ But according to me You're stupid, you're useless You can't do anything right But according to him I'm beautiful, incredible He can't get me out of his head According to him I'm funny, irresistible Everything he ever wanted Everything is opposite I don't feel like stopping it Baby, tell me what I got to lose He's into me for everything I'm not According to you (you, you) According to you (you, you) According to you I'm stupid, I'm useless I can't do anything right