I could be anything You want me to be, Cook you nice dinners, And then gently rub your feet; I could be a perfect wife, And be a slave for life, But i won't! no, i won't! I could be the sweetest thing You think you've ever seen, Dress up in skimpy clothes All to fulfill your dreams. I could do anything, To show how much you mean, But i won't! no, i won't! (Chorus:) I'll be a fly in your soup, The one that's always in your face, Try to wave me away, I'll be right back on your case. I'm the stain on your suit, Yeah, that one you can't replace, Just because i can. I'll be the itch on your back, On a spot that you can't reach. I'm the reason you crack, Yeah, i'm like a bad disease, Just because i can. Just because i can. I could be the mistress, Who says she doesn't care, And i'll keep on smiling, When you're treating me like air. I could be your best friend, The one who's always there, but i won't! no, i won't! (Chorus) Just because i can Just because i can I'm gonna be the thing in your head, Keeping you awake at night in your bed, And everytime you feel you're losing control, Remember i'm the one who dug you that hole, Just because i can. I could be the things you want But i won't, but i won't. (Chorus) Just because i can Just because i can I could be the things you want But i won't.