Romeo was full of shit Juliet, she fell for it And I'm not an idiot (idiot) Orpheus Eurydice Ended in a tragedy I won't let it happen to me Told myself it's all a trick Just so I can cope with it The older I get The more that it sticks I've never been in love Is that something that I want? Convinced that I'm fine I'm not losing my mind Maybe it's not meant for me No! I don't need L-O-V-E ♪ Love can't differentiate Between what is real and fake So women used paper and pen Juliet, she took the bait Orpheus was far too late So now I love fictional men Guess I'm not the trusting type Dealt with plenty creepy guys The shoe doesn't fit I'll step out of line Still, I've never been in love Is that something that I want? Convince me I'm fine I'm not losing my mind Maybe it's just not for me No! I don't need L-O-V-E Maybe I'll just wait and see I might need L-O-V-E