I hear you thrashing 'round the bathroom It won't be long now 'til you're done While I lie paralyzed in the half-gloom And dread the death-row call of "I'm coming, coming, ready or not Don't make out like you're sleeping, sleeping 'Cause I know you're not Yeah, I'm coming, coming" I lock the moon behind the curtain Don't want her watching what goes on 'Cause if I told you where it's hurting You'd beat me deaf and dumb with "I'm coming, coming, ready or not Don't make out like you're sleeping, sleeping 'Cause I know you're not Coming, ready or not You act like such a sweet thing, sweet thing But I know you're not So I'm coming, coming" Am I the one thing you have chosen? The only selfish thing you've done The bedroom door comes flying open But I'm already gone 'cause I'm running, running, fast as I can This feels just like I'm dreaming, dreaming Please don't say I am "Coming, ready or not Don't make out like you're sleeping, sleeping 'Cause I know you're not Coming, ready or not You act like such a sweet thing, sweet thing But I know you're not So I'm coming, coming Yeah, I'm coming"