"Well, hello everybody, my name is Marc with a C and I've been sent here to deliver a very important message to each and every one of you!
That message reads as follows..."
You might as well dance, cause one day you're all gonna die
And you should have fun before your untimely demise
You can't avoid the cold hand of death
So you should be out there enjoying yourself
We might as well dance, cause one day we're all gonna die
That's right, you could be richer than God, but you're still gonna die!
And you don't get no online friends in the afterlife
We often forget that life is short
So come over and dance on my front porch
We might as well dance, cause one day we're all gonna die
And that means all of the people in business suits
And all the housewives addicted to tiramisu
And all the french actors like Gerard Depardieu
Well, they can come over and they can dance too
As long as they don't bring their attitude!
It won't kill you to be nice, since you're already gonna die!
So cheer up, emo kids! Oh, it's only gonna get worse!
You think life's hard now?
Wait until you have to do your own taxes and your own laundry!
But as for now?
It's all ages and admission is free
So, ignore your responsibilities
And if you pick up some jelly beans
Then you can come over and dance with me
Nine out of ten leading dentists agree
That you might as well dance 'cause one day you're all gonna die