My parents bought me toys, now I don't have to move out
I talk about St. Louis and complain about the south
I can only keep one friend at a time
I'm every single friend that's ever left you behind
I'm up on all the latest fads, I've seen all those films
I'd tell you about my drug days, but I still can't swallow pills
When my brother was born, he was dead
And you remind me of a brother that I never got to have
Because when you're out of sight, you're out of mind
I'm every single friend that's ever left you behind
My girlfriend's pretty smokin', but I flirt with other chicks
When I go to a rock show, I'm the first to flick my Bic
And laugh about the band when they go out of style
I'm every single friend that's ever left you behind
Well I ain't gonna change, man
You're better off not thinking you're a doctor
I won't turn my head and cough
'Cause you've only got your balls and your word in this life, well
I've dated strippers, I've dated whores
I've been with your girlfriend, but I still need more
I've gotta spread the seeds out far and wide
I'm every single friend that's ever left you behind
This isn't no confession man, it's only half true
You know, I would never betray my loyalty to you
But I'll play DJ in the car on long drives
I know you don't like this band, but you've gotta give them a try
Besides, you can choose the music when it's your turn to drive
I'm every single friend that's ever left you behind
I've gotta go right now, I think I've told you too much
I don't see you as a pal, I just use you like a crutch
That helps me to ride shotgun with a path I would love to hide
I'm every single friend that's ever left you behind
I'm every single friend that's ever left you behind
I'm every single frien