Everybody is selfish, but hey, that's life
Do you wanna come over and spend the night?
My VCR only works half the time
The sound drops out but the picture is fine
I'm so lucky that you love me too
I wanna wash your long-ass hair for you
It's like I'm high but I don't smoke pot
How'd you get so cool?
To think I used to wanna jump off
This world is scary as fuck
It's big and it's really mean
Yeah, I don't like this world, but it looks like I'm stuck
And I'm glad that you're stuck with me
♪
Had a Charley horse but you rubbed my leg
Let's spend the entire day in bed
You've got curves and I like your shape
There's no way you've descended from apes
I'm so lucky that you're still here
You and me, we oughta disappear
Your eyes sparkle like they're covered in gloss
How'd you get so cool?
To think I used to wanna jump off
This world is scary as fuck
It's big and it's really mean
Yeah, I don't like this world, but it looks like I'm stuck
And I'm glad that you're stuck with me
♪
I wanted to be Pete Townshend
But I'll settle for your boyfriend
Let's not end up jaded
Let's repeat the chorus again
This world is scary as fuck
It's big and it's really mean
Yeah, I don't like this world, but it looks like I'm stuck
And I'm glad that you're stuck with-!
This world is scary as fuck
It's big and it's really mean
Yeah, I don't like this world, but it looks like I'm stuck
And I'm glad that you're stuck with me
I'm glad that you're stuck with me