You said a secret love would show its face You said good luck was gonna head my way You twist my heart and turn my head But you ain't been right one time yet Every time I meet a guy He's nothing like I had in mind Where'd a piece of paper learn to lie Oh Fortune Cookie Is it wrong I wanna fall And find someone that's got it all Acting like a lovesick rookie Crack another, crack another, fortune cookie I don't need your help to get my heart all broke I done pretty good at that on my own I can't help but take a peak And hope it turns to something sweet Every time I meet a guy He's nothing like I had in mind Where'd a piece of paper learn to lie Oh Fortune Cookie Is it wrong I wanna fall And find someone that's got it all Acting like a lovesick rookie Crack another, crack another, fortune cookie Sitting in a pile of broken promises Making my life one big mess Sitting in a pile of broken promises I swear I'm done but you do me in again Every time I meet a guy He's nothing like I had in mind Where'd a piece of paper learn to lie Oh Every time I meet a guy He's nothing like I had in mind Where'd a piece of paper learn to lie Oh, Fortune Cookie Is it wrong I wanna fall And find someone that's got it all Acting like a lovesick rookie Crack another, crack another, fortune cookie