Welcome to the Mickey Mouse Club We know exactly what to do with a pretty face Before it ends up on a milk jug And all that's left is just a hollow memory of your life Let us feast on your insides And then we'll laugh about it (Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha-ha-ha) Manufactured, overrated When you cum, I bet you fake it Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat Plastic and manipulated You are everything you hated You're just a punchline to an inside joke ♪ Welcome to thе Mickey Mouse Club We'd rеally like it if you sang a song like this Please don't make me sew your mouth shut (mouth shut) It's such a chore to find another mannequin your size 'Cause you fit so nice I hope you're ready for it (Oh, you bet I am, I'm gonna be famous!) Manufactured, overrated When you cum, I bet you fake it Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat Plastic and manipulated You are everything you hated You're just a punchline to an inside joke Never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club Never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club They'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club I'd rather go and hang myself than live to please somebody else Who's dead inside Who's dead inside You're so Manufactured, overrated When you cum, I bet you fake it Hope you choke on every word that leaves your throat Plastic and manipulated You are everything you hated You're just a punchline to an inside joke ♪ No, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club And I don't care You know, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club 'Cause I'm their worst nightmare You know, you'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club And I don't care You know, you'll never let a rat to the Mickey Mouse Club 'Cause I'm their worst nightmare You know, they'll never let a rat in the Mickey Mouse Club I Don't Care