Alexandria drives a school bus As she stares back at empty seats Reminds her she will never have kids She adopted a sickness when she was young And neglected her health for so long She'll never drive children of her own This acne on my face keeps me modest Plus, I'd kill to grow just two more inches I'm last in this line, where I stand and they hand out Five drinks a day, just to be social And hold up my head high enough to pray Up to a sky that's holding me down She plants all her seeds into concrete And she watches all the little roses grow With scratches. Nothing could be as perfect as her She fed all her friends, to get really fat So no one would notice them All eyes must be glued on the royal Alexandria Sexless with my friends keeps me honest To how jealous and sorry I really am I'm last in this line, where I stand and they hand out Five drinks a day, just to be social And hold up my head high enough to pray Up to a sky that's holding me down Hey all you screamo. What's the deal When any talent that you lack Is covered up by the fact that you can scream out Really loud? Say things that were said before Every lyric that you sing, it sounds the same I stay honest just enough to hate I'll have five drinks a day, just to be social And hold up my head high enough to pray Up to a sky that's holding me down I'll smoke five joints a day, just to be social And hold up my head I'm high enough to pray Up to a sky that's holding me down Down, down, down down down down I find myself in the worst of slums I could use some slack if you could cut me some Well, I'll go first, oh no, I insisted It's an orchard filled with oranges And I'll drink myself to life