I'm getting really sick of the pretend This plastic fruit just fits right in Peer pressure giving me the spins Gorilla suit, but I'm a chimp I'm way too old for this Keeping up with the social masochist You don't even know what anxious is I know it's hard to imagine I'd rather be a loser Than be just like you Tell me when'd you get so cool I'd rather be a loser Than be just like you I don't need a spot in your crew There's a party up inside of my head With these invisible friends I'm having the time of my life If you don't mind, if you don't mind I'd rather be a loser Yeah, I'd rather be a loser Yeah, I just wanna keep to myself Don't need a trophy up on that shelf I don't need the wine with the cheese plate Hell, I can feed myself With a pool full of pills on the real Not the one to act like everything's great Hollywood cosplay everything fake (yeah) I know that life gets petty But it's not so heavy When I put that L to my face I'd rather be a loser Than be just like you Tell me when'd you get so cool I'd rather be a loser Than be just like you I don't need a spot in your crew There's a party up inside of my head With these invisible friends I'm having the time of my life If you don't mind, if you don't mind I'd rather be a loser Yeah, I'd rather be a loser Give me some space You can have the rest of the cake Gotta get this off my chest, need a break But why does it bother you? But why does it bother you? But why does it bother you? I'd rather be a loser Than be just like you Tell me when'd you get so cool I'd rather be a loser Than be just like you I don't need a spot in your crew There's a party up inside of my head With these invisible friends I'm having the time of my life If you don't mind, if you don't mind I'd rather be a loser I'd rather be a loser I'd rather be a loser I'd rather be a loser I'd rather be a loser, loser I'd rather be a loser