I want to be se-duced, I want a wom-an to take me out to din-ner for two I want to see her eyes get-tin' mood-y, Flirt-in' with the thought of what flirt-in' can lead to I want to act real cool, have her think a-bout get-tin' lit-tle me in bed Have a chat a-bout Mag-na Chart-a, or Puer-to Val-ler-ta, or some-thin' Gan-dhi said I might de-mur po-lite-ly, fal-ter slight-ly, if she starts to fon-dle my knee, But I'm rel-a-tive-ly cer-tain I'd com-pro-mise if I know me I want to be se-duced, I want a wom-an to talk to me sug-gest-ive-ly I want to hear her say she'll be with me to-morr-ow morn-ing, Drink-ing hot jas-mine tea I want her to make me laugh, make a point of touch-ing me when she talks Leav-ing all the jeal-ous guys in the joint to mum-ble in their beer and gawk I know it on-ly hap-pens, when I'm nap-ping, nod-ding in my rev - er-ie That I ev-er find a wom-an who would-n't mind se-du-cing me I know it on-ly hap-pens, when I'm nap-ping, nod-ding in my rev - er-ie That I ev-er find a wom-an who would-n't mind se-du-cing Start-ing from the mom-ent that we'd been in-tro-duced That I ev-er find a wom-an who would-n't mind se-du-cing me