Went uptown to see my cousin Plays guitar sounds like a chainsaw buzzin' In the crowd i see his mom and dad I said "hey hey uncle man your son is bad" But sometimes sometimes bad is bad Cool is a rule but sometimes bad is bad Across the street a neon sign All you can eat for a dollar ninety nine Our sould stew is the baddest in the land But one dollar's worth was all that i could stand But sometimes sometimes bad is bad Cool is a rule but sometimes bad is bad Back uptown to see marie Nobody home i opened the door with my key "I love you huey" was the note i read But there's a strange pair of shoes underneath the bed But sometimes sometimes bad is bad Cool is a rule but sometimes bad is bad