When I last night, Hade a bad big fight Everything seemed to go on wrong I looked up, to my surprise The gal I was with was gone. Where she went, I don't know I mean to follow everywhere she goes; Folks say I'm crooked. I didn't know where she took it I want the whole world to know. They say I do it, ain't nobody caught me Sure got to prove it on me; Went out last night with a crowd of my friends, They must've been women, 'cause I don't like no men. It's true I wear a collar and a tie, Makes the wind blow all the while Don't you say I do it, ain't nobody caught me You sure got to prove it on me. Say I do it, ain't nobody caught me Sure got to prove it on me. I went out last night with a crowd of my friends, It must've been women, 'cause I don't like no men. Wear my clothes just like a fan Talk to the gals just like any old man Cause they say I do it, ain't nobody caught me Sure got to prove it on me.