One two one Down by the big white oak Underneath the shortleaf pine there sits a mobile home Annabelle Mae, she felt the earth quake Now shes got the sheriff on the phone Mmmm Help please she screams on the line Laying in their bed she says she can't believe her eyes There's a 44 gauge, it fell from its place And shot her husband straight between the eyes Mmmm I swear it was the wind you can even ask the kids it was all coincidence We keep the gun above our bed only used for self-defense You never know what you might get There aint no safety in these sticks Mmm mmm Slow down the sheriff exclaims He asked her if the kids and her were doing okay But back to the gun, with all the shooting she's done She's gotta know there ain't no 44 gauge Mmm mmm All rise raise your right hand Do you swear to tell the truth when you're taking the stand You put a gun to his face Triggered by all his rage We all know that he was an angry man Mmmhmm I swear it was the wind you can even ask the kids it was all coincidence We keep the gun above our bed only used for self-defense You never know what you might get There aint no safety in these sticks Mmmm mmm There aint no safety in these sticks Mmm mmm