Well, I woke up with another guy I never knew I left the television on in my boyfriends room And then I told you that I loved you on the phone (I love you) I got drunk and made a name up for the unknown It's too bad that I only feel this way when I'm stoned It's too bad I told you that I loved you via telephone Oh, where were you when all my friends got naked on the roof? I said I do Wearing a dress to a less less lesser version of you You fell through And you read my freckles like the news And it all fell through While you were getting wasted on the moon My silver wrists blew way above point two And my fingers shook all through the afternoon And I took a chip like a cherry whiskey vermouth And I got on stage and sang about the blue Then my sad eyes flew all around the room And my child mind was waiting on you to walk through Oh, where were were you when all my friends got naked on the roof? I said I do Wearing a dress to less less lesser version of you It fell through And you read my freckles you already knew That it all fell through While you were getting wasted on the moon Oh-oh, ooh-ooh Oh-oh, ooh-ooh Where were were you (where were were you?) When all my friends got naked? I said I do (I said I do) Wearing a white dress to a lesser version of you And it fell through But you read my freckles you always do And it all fell through It all fell through Oh, where where were you When all my friends got naked on the roof? I said I do Wearing a dress to a less less lesser version of you And it fell through But you read my freckles you already knew that It all fell through While you were getting wasted on the moon Oh-oh, ooh-ooh (where were were you?) Oh-oh, ooh-ooh Do you miss me from the moon? The mail box is full And cannot accept any message at this time Goodbye