I heard a tree. It was talking to me. It said "You are an asshole." A honeybee Went buzzing by me. It said "You're such an asshole." I've experienced such strange phenomena Since I left my sweet Marie. I left her to see the world Now the whole world is mad at me! I caught a fish. The fish was pissed "I been caught by an asshole!" A threw it back and a seagull crapped "For you are an asshole!" I've experienced such weird phenomena Since I left you my Marie I walked away from your sweet sweet love Now the whole world is through with me I've experienced such odd phenomena Since you left me my Marie The whole world can call me what it wants If you just come back to me My Marie! I need you sweet Marie : You're still an asshole I'm on my knees, my Marie : You're still an asshole