Schlock Rod... Zipping around wet corners like I can made her proddy And then I stop at the drugstore well just for a Soda With a height orange bag deflector with a great big jewel When I make the drive-in scene I sure am cool Look at me, I'm hip I've just bought a propeller for the set friend of my grill Fly boy well it looks so nifty makes my heart stand still And if you ask me if it's slow I won't mind I can shut down any Honda with a wink of my eyes I ask all the chicks for a ride but they all pass Guess they figure that maybe I don't show them much class I really don't mind when I get the air My Schlock Rod's paid for so I don't care Well, I think I'll just go along And pick up some chick-a-diddies They uh don't seem too interested I can't catch them in my Schlock Rod Wait up chick-a-diddies Here I am they're running kind of fast Don't you think? Well, if I could just go down the hill I could catch them, come on Let's forget this stuff okay Let's go to a malted shop for a Soda, uh Don't forget your codine oh, I got it right Here in my glove compartment Well, you're furthering along Along with some gloves Of course you sit I have class don't forget Right in our Schlock Rod Oh, listen buddy If you don't like it...