Glamour boy Get your costume on, you got 'em lined up, waitin' for you Glamour boy You got 'em standin' in the aisles so don't hang 'em up For twenty-five thousand dollars you can look like a woman tonight For twenty-five thousand dollars, I think it'll work out right I think it'll work out I think it'll work out Oh, you never know how to write it Think it'll work out Glamour boy You been tops for a while with a million dollar smile Glamour boy You got rave reviews and you're front page news For thirty-seven thousand dollars you can look like your sister tonight For thirty-seven thousand dollars, I think it'll work out right I think it'll work out I think it'll work out Oh, you never know how you'll write it Think it'll work out So spin with the archer now And laugh in his face as he cocks his bow Steal from his mistress As she's makin' love to your family And be aware that there's not many there Who want to take time to sing and play An honest song for the people no more Come on, take time to sing and play An honest song for the people tonight Don't you wanna take time to sing and play An honest song for the people tonight? {Ladies and gentlemen, a warm space aged welcome If you will, for the most phenomenal group of the century Ricky and The Balloons} Glamour boy You really had your fill and it's all downhill Glamour boy You got tales to tell when you see your old friends For forty-nine thousand dollars you can look like a woman tonight For forty-nine thousand dollars I think it'll work out right I think it'll work out I think it'll work out Oh, you never know how you'll write it Think it'll work out So spin with the archer now And laugh in his face as he cocks his bow Steal from his mistress As she's makin' love to your family And be aware that there's not many there Who want to take time to sing and play An honest song for the people no more Don't you wanna take time to sing and play An honest song for the people no more? Don't you wanna try and take time to sing and play An honest song for the people tonight? You can't fool 'em, take time to sing and play An honest song for the people tonight They're gettin' smarter, take time to sing An honest song for the people tonight Don't you wanna try and take time to sing and play An honest song for the people tonight? Come on and take time to sing and play