You used to be my lover We did it under cover Now, it's all out in the open You went and told your brother Your brother told your mother Your mother told your father Your father beat the shit outta me Your father, he told me He never wants to see me Hangin' around anymore He said if he found me He'd take me up and ground me And make enchiladas out of me Velma from Selma Won't you please tell me what to do You wanna be my lover We got some ground to cover 'Cause I sure don't wanna be no enchilada Velma from Selma Won't you please tell me what to do You wanna be my lover We got some ground to cover 'Cause I sure don't wanna be no enchilada