That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
You're 'bout to get it alright, alright
That's what she said last night
I went down to Kinkos
To get some faxin' done
My ex-girlfriend works down there
She was my number one
She said, "Billy, I'm busy
Why don't ya come around back?
I'll clear the store and lock the doors
We can fax all night"
That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
"We can fax all night, alright"
That's what she said last night
I got my other girlfriend
Livin' in my house
When I got home two days late
She upped and chucked me out
I went and bought her this groovin' watch
To make things up with her
She said, "Billy, I love a good groovin'"
Then she begin to purr
That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
"I love a real good groovin', alright all night"
That's what she said last night
Oh, step on it
I got a brand new cellphone
AT&T
It was a little bitty thing
Just right for a country boy like me
My girlfriend took a poke at the thing
Then she threw it away
She said, "Billy, I know you're attached to that thing
But it's too small for me"
That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
"You're little thing's too small for me"
That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
"You're 'bout to get it all night, alright"
That's what she said last night
I tell ya what, next time I buy a cell phone
It's gonna be one of them big ol' good ones that vibrates
Maybe she'll like that better, I don't know
Some people, you just can't please 'em
Gonna buy her own damn song, that's what I'll do
That's what she said last night
That's what she said last night
"You're about to get it all night, alright"
That's what she said last night
It's terrible