I've been thinking about heading south Where they say it never gets cold And people go to grow old And talk about the good old days I've been thinking of the reasons why I stay And so far I've got about a page But I still wonder what it'd be like Without me here to make you mad And I'm not even close to finished So don't count me out I'd be fine if I could ever figure out just what is I'm talking about I've been doing things I never thought I'd do And saying things I'd never say So just trust that one day I'll be coming back here to tell you why I acted like I did and said all those stupid things I said And always told everyone that I'd be rich and famous one day