Start off with the saddest thing you know And then you've got the audience Then it's all your show A man's wife leaves him Someone's robbed Someone swallows cyanide Someone's strung up by a howling mob My name is Hollis Wadsworth Mason Junior Defender of what's right And I've got a way with cars And I only work at night My name is Hollis Wadsworth Mason Junior Defender of what's good I believe that there's a simple answer When I get under the hood My grandpa was a moral man He worked the soil and the wood He said the city's evil And the world is irredeemable We'd better get back to Montana while we could I looked for heroes They're the only things that last To back absolute values With nothing but a good heart and a mask It could be that I sound naïve about the true nature of sin But if the choice is cynicism, illness rage, or giving in Which world would you rather live in? In May of '62, I'm 42 years old The game has changed, I'm obsolete – It's a strange world for heroes Worm's in the apple Eating us from inside Maybe good & justice are old-fashioned values But even owls have pride A man must work with his hands The only skill that lasts Even when you've been replaced Even when you put away the mask Start off with the saddest thing you know And then you've got the audience Then it's all your show Start off with the saddest thing you know.